The Home Of Pulp Sci-Fi Characters
Particularly, just this guy:
***The "Apocalypse Earth" Series***
WARNING: SG LAURIE WRITES FUNNY
1981 - Now don't panic, we're being attacked - by an unbeatable,
unrelenting extraterrestrial force. Advanced alien technology, armies of kamikaze foot-soldiers.
We've got: No plan, no choice, no escape - oh, and one hell of a disgruntled top secret government agent with a temper and very little to lose...!
Evil Overlord: "Here I come, night, to your desert of darkness. The morning’s rising sun will seem a cave of light in your black eye - bow before your master, human...!"
Frank Gates: "Buzz off - I'm eating."